I just like imagining my silly Titan reacting to everything and I'm not sorry.

Contains: Fluff, emotional overreactions to presents, Allison getting a tiny bit of revenge.

( Dawning Logistics )

I have needs. Needs for touching and confessions, okay.

Contains: Simulations, mentions of AI torture, embarrassing OOC confessions because you can do anything in a simulation.

( Simulation #9 )

I had time for treats this year, hooray! And therefore I could finally settle down and write the alien linguistics nerd of my heart, Re'eer, for Zither. ♥ WITH LEELA, BECAUSE. IT'S GREAT SO WHY NOT.

Contains: Courier font, alien linguistics, hostility and arrogance, extremely reluctant friendship.

( A Rare Reverse Metaphor )

This year for the Trick or Treat exchange, I ended up writing two fics for my lovely recipient
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Durandal and HAL: A MATCH MADE IN FUTURE HELL. Blame meme. XD

Contains: Cursing, female security officer again because I felt like it and you can't stop me, door issues.

( AI Satan of Future Hell )

... because no good can come of it. X3 This took way too damn long to write for whatever reason (I started it over a year ago, there are no excuses), but at last, it is finished! Many thanks to the nonnie who prompted this idea, along with my apologies for the wait. /o\

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Naruto Fic Fest fics are revealed, so it's past time I cross-posted the poor things, I suppose. XD Both of them are short so I'll just keep them in the same entry.

Primary assignment: "Time for Tea" for
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MY THESIS MADE ME DO IT. By which I mean I have no idea what this is, but it owes a lot to me half-translating (badly) my transcript of Josephus Scotus while taking out transcription marks, so yeah. Half-translated abridged commentaries will give you the weirdest ideas. XD ( Read more... )

So it's a little late, but eh. I got the idea, I wrote it late last night, now I inflict it on the world at large. :D Takes place after "A Marriage of Untrue Minds," naturally.

Contains: swearing, these two beings are dicks to each other regardless of the day.

( Ahh, romance. Or not. )

This particular tale has survived in only two manuscripts of the Lives of Frankish Dragons: the fragmentary St. Gall MS of the eleventh century, and a complete but error-ridden decorated manuscript from the fourteenth century, currently in the Bayerische Staatsbibliothek of Munich with a Tours ex-libris; the eight other MSS of the primary text omit ( Read more... )